Polyhymnia was supposed to be a service dog for my autism and PTSD, but the training she was supposed to get never actually happened. So now she’s just my favorite dumbass who tries her best. Here’s some cute photos of her over the years.


Baby Poly


Not-quite-baby Poly, sunnin' on my old sofa.


OH LAWD SHE TONGUE


"Look mom, I can DJ too!"


Old photo of me performing live as Ophelia Drowning at Glitter City, with Poly napping in the foreground.


M O N C H


Lookit dem TEFFZ


Sniffing her (at the time) favorite toy


b a l l


Garden guardian


Napping with mom in my old rockin' chair


Stuffy snuggly


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